by William Shakespeare
Briefly, I do mean to make love to Ford’s wife:
I spy entertainment in her.
She discourses; she carves;
She gives the leer of invitation.
I can construe the action of her familiar style;
And the hardest voice of her behaviour, to be Englished rightly,
Is ‘I am Sir John Falstaff’s.’
Now, the report goes,
She has all the rule of her husband’s purse.
He hath a legion of angels.
I have writ me here a letter to her;
And here another to Page’s wife
Who even now gave me good eyes too,
Examined my parts with most judicious oeillades.
Sometimes the beam of her view gilded my foot,
Sometimes my portly belly.
O, she did so course o’er my exteriors with such a greedy intention,
That the appetite of her eye did seem to scorch me up like a burning-glass!
Here’s another letter to her:
She bears the purse too;
She is a region in Guiana, all gold and bounty.
I will be cheater to them both,
And they shall be exchequers to me;
They shall be my East and West Indies,
And I will trade to them both.
Go bear thou this letter to Mistress Page;
And thou this to Mistress Ford:
We will thrive, lads, we will thrive.